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May's Fast Food and Run Differential Team Rankings

May 25, 2017 Peter Elliott

One month ago, I ranked each team based loosely on their run differential. Each team was placed in a category according to the fast food restaurant they most resembled. Your favorite team was either Chick-fil-A, Wendy's, Culver's McDonald's, Burger King, or Hardee's. I enjoyed writing that post, so I decided to make it a monthly feature. 

Before we get to May's rankings, here were the standings at this point last year. We are just past the 1/4 mark, with teams playing around 45 games.

2016 Standings

My goodness, the Braves and Twins were terrible. 2016 playoff team run differentials at that point in the season: +71, +23, +9, +33, -4, +118, +53, +13, +29, +22.

For this month's rankings, I'm adding an honorary restaurant to the mix, Portillo's. The famous—and delicious—Chicagoland restaurant opened a location in Champaign this past weekend. I now have the whole summer to eat there before all the suburb kids get back to school.

Just look at it.

(the ketchup was for the fries)

(+) = moved up from April

(-) = moved down from April

Portillo's: Better than the best

Astros (+56): 31-16 (+)

Dodgers (+65): 27-19 (+)

Chick-fil-A: Simply the best

Nationals (+54): 28-17

Yankees (+56): 27-17

Wendy's: A very solid choice

Diamondbacks (+54): 29-19 (+)

Cubs (+18): 24-21

Red Sox (+18): 24-21

Indians (+12): 24-21 (-)

Culver's: I'm intrigued

Rockies (+35): 31-17

Rays (+19): 24-25 (+)

Cardinals (+16): 22-20 (+)

Twins (+4): 25-18 (+)

McDonald's: It's good sometimes

Rangers (+15): 24-23

Brewers (+22): 25-21

Orioles (+2): 25-20 (-)

Blue Jays (-11): 21-26 (+)

Tigers (-11): 22-23 (+)

Reds (+1): 22-24

Burger King: They still have cheap nuggs

Angels (-5): 25-24 (+)

Mets (-22): 19-25 (-)

Mariners (-33): 20-27 (-)

White Sox (+15): 20-25

Pirates (-29): 21-26

Athletics (-42): 21-25

Braves (-26): 20-24 (+)

Hardee's: Is it still open?

Royals (-46): 19-27 (-)

Marlins (-45): 16-29 (-)

Phillies (-37): 15-29 (-)

Giants (-65): 20-28

Padres (-90): 17-31

McDonald's Donruss MVP Baseball Cards TV Television Commercial from 1992. McDonald's is an American hamburger and fast food restaurant chain. It was founded in 1940 as a barbecue restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald. In 1948, they reorganized their business as a hamburger stand, using production line principles.

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